After what seems like several lifetimes of swinging his giant axe and living large among the evergreens, Paulie B. is ready to come indoors. Call it a crisis of philosophy with his new, treehugging ways, but his fashion sense will permanently remain in the plaid-shirt-and-jeans camp. Paul also wants you to know he’s the perfect pal to share a beer and a tall tale—and he won’t touch a leaf on any of the trees in your yard if you find a spot for him in your home. (He’s hoping that Oh Dier and screenprinter/graphic designer extraordinaire Nate Johannes, who helped bring him to life, will follow up with a re-creation of his trusty pal, Babe.)

PS: While his legend is large, Paul’s actual measurements are 7.5" x 3.5" with each limb measuring 1.75" x 1.75". He weighs in at just under 3 lbs.